[Satire] SHOCK! After Kids Get Sick Drinking Homemade Beer, Michigan Governor Orders ALL beer production illegal.
The Michigan Governor this week cited fears that children might want to drink beer in their decision to ban all beer for everyone this week. In the past few months, dozens of teens have been sent to the hospital after using black market beer. The governor hopes that by making only black market beer available to everyone, they will be able to curb the dangerous black market beer production.